Wit sharpened on despair. Essays, rants, and digital heresy from Simian Smith.

Artist’s Statement #14 (Unsolicited, Unread, Undeterred)

Simian Smith, sculptor of “The Foot” It has come to my attention that the foot has once again been overlooked. Despite being placed in clear line of sight on three separate open studio occasions (once beside the tray of complimentary bourbons), despite its subtle plinth elevation (12cm, hand-sawn MDF, Danish

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